Buhari's Bodyguard Linked To Boko Haram

A totally shocking report is emanating from the presidential villa. One of the body guards of President Muhammadu Buhari has been allegedly linked to the Boko Haram insurgent attacks. From reports it was indicated that Corporal Hassan Aminu has been arrested for having some affilliations with the terrorist group. Vanguard learnt that the presidency could not be reached to confirm the arrest of a body guard to President Muhammadu Buhari, who has been allegedly linked to the Boko Haram terrorist group. Keep reading ADESUYI_ZOE'S BLOG as we bring...

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TODAY'S NEWS: Another Militant Group Emerges In Imo

A new militant group, Niger Delta Red Squad (NDRS) has emerged in Imo state with threats to bomb government facilities and oil installations in the state. The group’s spokesman, General Don Wannie, alleged that oil producing communities have nothing to show for years of providing for the nation. The group's leader also issued a statement saying “Oil companies started operation in our community since 1957, but up till date, we have nothing to show as benefit. For Imo State Government, we will make sure you make no further gains from Ohaji/Egbema....

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JOKE: THE ESCAPED GAY CONVICT

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I...

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A NAUGHTY SMART SON

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of...

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A NAUGHTY SMART SON

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of...

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A NAUGHTY SMART SON

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of...

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