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JOKE! JOKE!! JOKE!!!
I was watching one American film
yesterday night with my Dad and Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started
romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand
crossed the girl's private part,
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes more on the film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care.
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed
and the guy was about to open the girl's brazier.
My Dad looked at me with his red eyes and shouted at me, "Emmanuel, have you ironed my car?"
Marriage Folks.... Joke
A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings,text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms to her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'sharp woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from the label "fantastic till the last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too bad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in,"Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"
JUNE 20
TODAY IN W🌎RLD HISTORY
📆📅🗓 JUNE 2⃣0⃣ 🗓📅📆
ON THIS DAY IN
2016 Geo-scientist (IFEOLUWA) gives birth to a bouncing baby girl
2015 A rally calling for removal of the Confederate flag forms at the capitol building of the U.S. state of South Carolina in response to a shooting earlier this week of nine African-Americans by white supremacist Dylann Storm Roof
2014 Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko initiates a 7-day cease-fire, allowing troops to defend themselves but not to attack; during the cease-fire, separatists can turn in weapons and receive amnesty; so far, rebels have rejected the offer
2014 Iran balks at the terms for peaceful nuclear development suggested by Britain, China, France, Germany, Russia, and the United States; the nations hope to reach a deal by July 20th; in exchange, sanctions against Iran will be removed
2013 Instagram offers users the ability to upload videos to their service
2013 Dunedin and Christchurch, New Zealand, have roads cut off and flights cancelled due to adverse weather conditions
2012 U.S. CEO of Oracle Corp, Larry Ellison, agrees to purchase 98 percent of Hawaii's island of Lanai
2012 Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, reported to be in a coma, is removed from life support
2011 Australian travelers are warned they may face more disruption from the
2011 Puyehue- Cordon Caulle eruption in Chile
2011 The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers grants private companies the right to create new website domain suffixes
2010 Presidential elections take place in Poland after the death of President Lech Kaczynski in a plane crash April 10, 2010
1999 99th U.S. Golf Open: at Pinehurst CC New Jersey
1997 Negotiators announce agreement in principle with tobacco industry
1996 Space Shuttle STS-78, Columbia 20, launches into space
1995 Space probe Ulysses begins 2nd passage behind the Sun
1994 Bomb attack on Islamic temple in Mashad Iran, 70 killed
1994 Ernie Els win's 1994 Golf U.S. Open
1994 Howard Stern begins 30-minute (Radio) TV show on E! cable network
1994 O. J. Simpson arraigned on murder of Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman
1993 47th NBA Championship: Chicago Bulls beat Phoenix Suns, 4 games to 2
1993 93rd U.S. Golf Open: Lee Janzen shoots a 272 at Baltusrol Golf Club New Jersey
1993 Tammie Green wins LPGA Rochester
International Golf Tournament
1992 Kelly Saunders is 1st female baseball announcer for the Baltimore Orioles
1990 50,000 die in a 7.6 earthquake in Iran
1990 Nelson Mandela lands in New York City to begin a tour of U.S.
1988 Curtis Strange wins U.S. Open golf
tournament
1988 Haiti's general assembly dissolves
1988 New York City WABC-AM becomes flagship radio station of New Jersey Devils
1988 "Price is Right" model Janice Pennington is knocked out by a TV camera
1988 WABC officially becomes the New Jersey Devils new home radio
1988 Supreme Court upholds a law that made it illegal for private clubs to discriminate against women and minorities
1987 Chuti Tiu, 17, of Wisconsin, crowned
Joke! Joke!! Joke!!!
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my
wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she
gave birth to twins.
The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.
The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When
they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why.
He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not be possible.....
A word is enough for the wise!! !!!!
MARRIED IN SCHOOL BUT SINGLE AT HOME. Pls share with teens, youth and Group Chats that care to read and be Enlightened.
Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.
Who is her lover?
A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission. I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and
dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look 'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In months, they would start sleeping around with
little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know
that you were sent to school to obtain a degree not a disease. The campus is called a school; school not sex! You are on campus to receive education not sex. You are here to master the use of a pen. Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'.
You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.
You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself.
Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish?
You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a coward who cannot stand before your father.
And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame!!!!!!.
Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family? Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent? I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sheddy, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?
What happened to your cultural values? Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting
up yourself for a heartbreak? I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with
anything on trousers. The greatest gift a lady would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!
The other gifts for the rest of her life are her care and character not her curves and complexion! Real men know this; so, get it screwed in!
Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy' and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch your breast and you would smile? They would
ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are indeed a mistake. Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing. I want to turn your attention back to your books. So, pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly. So, why make yourself so cheap? I am writing this with both love and pain in my heart and that's why am sounding stern. There are stories of girls now that have been living with their boyfriend since year one and as it is now they can't even even count how many abortions they had for that same boy as sch bae it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did almost took her life and that made her bleed for 4months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months.. As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy. I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you...if I have, please repent and don't think i find it pleasing in my heart to abuse ladies, NO!!!!!!! I also have mother and sisters, even though Girl-friends but at times we need to see things from reality and share it with each other...
To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud of you. And God is more proud of you. Please share this message with all our youths and our teens. Thanks. Pls share with teens, youth and Group.
Morning!!!!!
Don't stop when you're tired/upset/
exhausted, stop when you're done. By
stop, I mean stop trying and telling
yourself it's done before it's actually
done. It's not--challenges, failures,
and setbacks are temporary. Now,
move on!.....
GOOD MORNING
Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity. My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
Answer to today's Brain Teaser
4 kids get an apple(one apple for each of them) and the fifth kid gets an apple with the basket still containing the apple...... Thanks!!! Stay tuned for more
Today's Brain Teaser
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
Answer to yesterday Brain Teaser
Good morning great men of potentials, Today is another new and yet fulfilled day, You can do it, make hay while the sun shines..... Answer to the last brain Teaser
Just throw the ball straight up to the air...... .....
Brain Teaser.....
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.
Answers to the last riddles
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?
Answers to the last riddles
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?
Question of the Day,!!!!! Try it if you can solve it.... A gift awaits you as you solve it
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?
Funny Quote of the Day
"When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said."😁😁😁
Today's News
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ALL ABOUT ADESUYI_ZOE BLOG
Firstly, i will use this medium to say a big thanks to the develpers of this blogger. I am Adesuyi Emmanuel , A student in the Federal University of Technology, Akure, presently in my third year. I just woke up around 5:00 am in the morning trying to prepare for a test when i just decided to create a blog due to the programme i was a participant in my fellowship the previous day themed "Think Big, start small" where the guest speaker gave us some insights to start making money as a student even beyond your certificate because the economy of this country is growing worse day by day and every year Students are lobbing for admission into University and the graduates are also increasing day by day....... So how many job can caters for this graduates. I also discovered that one of the most growing online business is this Network Marketing. So here are the reasons for me creating this Blog.
1. Zoe means God’s kind of love, so this blog will help us to share life experiences and uphold God's love
2.. Advertising goods and services online
3. To share with us news going on around our immediate environment...
4. Also for people to share their ideas with people online and also for people to advertise their wares online..
5. By virtue of what i learnt... I mean photo editing, photography, deaigns, web deaigns and so on.
6. Consultancy on any aquaculture business like cultivation of some fish, aquarium production pond construction and so on..
1. Zoe means God’s kind of love, so this blog will help us to share life experiences and uphold God's love
2.. Advertising goods and services online
3. To share with us news going on around our immediate environment...
4. Also for people to share their ideas with people online and also for people to advertise their wares online..
5. By virtue of what i learnt... I mean photo editing, photography, deaigns, web deaigns and so on.
6. Consultancy on any aquaculture business like cultivation of some fish, aquarium production pond construction and so on..
