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JOKE! JOKE!! JOKE!!!
I was watching one American film
yesterday night with my Dad and Mum, as we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started
romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand
crossed the girl's private part,
I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes more on the film even though I knew my dad
wanted me to leave the parlour at
once, I did not care.
They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed
and the guy was...
Marriage Folks.... Joke
A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings,text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms to her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'sharp woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from the label "fantastic till the last drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought...
JUNE 20
TODAY IN W🌎RLD HISTORY
📆📅🗓 JUNE 2⃣0⃣ 🗓📅📆
ON THIS DAY IN
2016 Geo-scientist (IFEOLUWA) gives birth to a bouncing baby girl
2015 A rally calling for removal of the Confederate flag forms at the capitol building of the U.S. state of South Carolina in response to a shooting earlier this week of nine African-Americans by white supremacist Dylann Storm Roof
2014 Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko initiates a 7-day cease-fire, allowing troops to defend themselves but not to attack; during the cease-fire, separatists can turn in weapons and receive...
Joke! Joke!! Joke!!!
Three guys were gisting at a beer parlour. The first guy said when my
wife was pregnant she was reading a book; a tale of two cities and she
gave birth to twins.
The second said his wife was reading the three musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.
The third guy dropped his beer bottle and started running home. When
they got to his house they saw him burning a book and they asked why.
He said his wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty thieves and she is pregnant……not in this house ……it can not be possible........
A word is enough for the wise!! !!!!
MARRIED IN SCHOOL BUT SINGLE AT HOME. Pls share with teens, youth and Group Chats that care to read and be Enlightened.
Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.
Who is her lover?
A 300 level student...
Morning!!!!!
Don't stop when you're tired/upset/
exhausted, stop when you're done. By
stop, I mean stop trying and telling
yourself it's done before it's actually
done. It's not--challenges, failures,
and setbacks are temporary. Now,
move on!.....
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GOOD MORNING
Welcome every morning with a smile. Look on the new day as another special gift from your Creator, another golden opportunity. My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
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Answer to today's Brain Teaser
4 kids get an apple(one apple for each of them) and the fifth kid gets an apple with the basket still containing the apple...... Thanks!!! Stay tuned for more...
Today's Brain Teaser
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the baske...
Answer to yesterday Brain Teaser
Good morning great men of potentials, Today is another new and yet fulfilled day, You can do it, make hay while the sun shines..... Answer to the last brain Teaser
Just throw the ball straight up to the air...... ........
Brain Teaser.....
How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you....
Answers to the last riddles
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?...
Answers to the last riddles
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep. How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pipe?...
Question of the Day,!!!!! Try it if you can solve it.... A gift awaits you as you solve it
Your last good ping-pong ball fell down into a narrow metal pipe imbedded in concrete one foot deep.
How can you get it out undamaged, if all the tools you have are your tennis paddle, your shoe-laces, and your plastic water bottle, which does not fit into the pip...
Funny Quote of the Day
"When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said."😁😁...
Today's News
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ALL ABOUT ADESUYI_ZOE BLOG
Firstly, i will use this medium to say a big thanks to the develpers of this blogger. I am Adesuyi Emmanuel , A student in the Federal University of Technology, Akure, presently in my third year. I just woke up around 5:00 am in the morning trying to prepare for a test when i just decided to create a blog due to the programme i was a participant in my fellowship the previous day themed "Think Big, start small" where the guest speaker gave us some insights to start making money as a student even beyond your certificate because the economy...
